Life @ Oracle

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Pehle Shayed Anjaan Tha But, Soch Raha hu Aaj Kal,
Kaise Kaise Update Hue Life Main, After Moving to Oracle,

Don’t Worry Koi Ghabraane Ki Baat Nahi,
Yaha Pe To Culture Cool Hai…
Raat Ko Jab Dil Kare Ghar Chale Jao
But, 11:30 Ke Baad He Office Aane Ka Rule Hai.

Technology Partner Oracle Ka Chahe Jo Bhi Ho,
Par Entertainment to Saara Google He Karta Hai,
Tarentalla Pe 2 Ghante Kaam Karne Ke Thakaan,
Employee Orkut Pe Profile Surf Kar He Khatm Karta hai

Anyways Thoda Kaam Ki Bhi Baat Karte Hai,
To Bhai Log, Bug DB Se Suru Karte Hai,
Yaha Bug Ki Definition Thodi Generic Se Hai,
Agar Keyboard Thik Se Work Na Kare,
To Ise Bhi Yaha Pe Ek Bug He Kehte Hai…

Generally, Agar Koi Environment Ki Baat Kare,
To Log Ozone Layer Ki Worry Karte Hai,
Par Oracle Main To Hardum
IGSD2RM and Xbuilds Ka Naam Japte Hai.

Jab Se Yaha Aaya Hu Ek Music Video Nahi Dekha Hai,
Par You Know Mera Real Player Hamesha Update Rehta Hai,
Ab Aap Jaroor Puchenge Ki Fir Tu Kyo Paresaan Rehta Hai??
Are Janaab, Baat Paresaan Hone Ki Nahi, Yaha Har Teesre Din Wooky Live Hota Hai…

Aajkal Koi Mujhse Mere Ghar Kaa Address Maange,
To Main Comma Ki Jagah, Beech Main Slash Laga Ke Deta Hu,
Main Bhi Kya Karu??
80% time Linux Session Pe Path He Change Karta Hu.

Ek Baat To Hai, Oracle Main Parties Bhaut Hoti Hai,
Hands Off Ke Bahane Poori Public, Taj Main Talli Hoti Hai…
Yaha Facilities Kitni Bhi Mast Ho, Ladkiya Bhaut Kam Hai,
Jaha Bhi Dekho, Har Cubicle Main Bas Yahi Ek Gum Hai…

Yaha Resource Utilization Ka Matlab Sab Ache Se Samajhte Hai,
Network Bandwidth Waste Na Ho Isliye mp3 Khoob Share Karte Hai.
Waise To Yaha Data Related Policies Kaafi Tight Hai,
Par Kuch Discuss Karna Ho to Sharing Info Pe Daal Do, kya Fight Hai??



Capabalities Bhaut Saari Hai Oracle Main,
Hum Har Field Main Nazar Rakhte Hai
Pehle Oracle Apps Main Try Karte Hain
Agar Naa Beeke To Phir Hum Acquisition Kar Lete Hai.

Oye Yeh To Sirf Majaak Tha,
Oracle Main Bhaut Technical Strength Hai,
Domain Kisi Ki Kuch Bhi Ho,
Par SQL Likhne Main Sabhi Jabardast Hai.

Fresher Aate He Kuch din To Passwards Main Ulajh Jaate Hai,
Par 2 Mahine Main PL/SQL likhna Seekh Jaate Hai.
Oro Ki Tarah Hum Bhi Mostly Paste Karte Hai,
Other Companies Main Log Google Se,
Hum Yaha Developer Guide Se Copy Karte Hai.

Forms To Old Days Main The, OA Kisi Ke Bas Ki Baat Nahi Hai
PL/SQL Kitni Bhi Strong Kyo Naa Ho, Par Bas Ab Bardast Nahi Hai,
Aaj Kal To Oracle Main Fusion Ke Charche Hai,
Kam Se Kam Do Update Roz Aate Hai…
Don’t Ask Me more About It, Kyonki Dates Abhi Fix Nahi Hai…
Or Waise Bhi Isme IDC Ki Koi Khass Involvement Nahi Hai.

Par Above All, Oracle Ka Future Kaafi Bright Hai,
Jab Se Hum Application Main Aaye Hai
SAP Ki Haalat Surely Tight Hai,

Dua Karta Hu Ki Jo bhi Ho Par Fusion Jaldi Se Aaa Jaye
Oracle Walo Ko Kuch Naya Karne Ko Mil Jaye,
Warna Oracle Package Main Compiled Hum
Ek Chota Sa Procedure Ban Ke Reh Jayenge
Baithe Rahenge Hike Ke Trigger Fire Hone Ke Intzaar Main,
Or Jaalim Customer Bug Pe Bug Log Karte Chale Jayege…


By
Vivek S. Kumar
vik.ceo@gmail.com